There was a man who had worked all of his
life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his
money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he
died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all
my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the
afterlife." So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when
he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.
Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was
sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the
ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the
wife said "Wait just a minute!" She had a shoe box with her, she came over
with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the
casket down and rolled it away.
Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket." She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."
P.S. Larry said that it also had a fire extinguisher, asbestos bag for the check and a heart.