GOOD
A Richardson, Texas policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many.  Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD."  The officer then found a second accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS" along with a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated  radar post in Plano, Texas.  A $40 speeding ticket was included.  Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.  The police responded with  another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Texas State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball."  The trooper replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls."  There was a  moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said.  He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.  She was laughing too hard to start her car.